harold-x-hipster​:

Takes the chance of your tits landing in The Sun out of it.

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Yeah…. They’re in no shape for widespread viewing.

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How’s the shower, then?

06:46PM   •   18/03/23   •    via   •    13♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

Conjure up a privacy screen and you have a deal.

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That takes all the fun out of it!

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06:43PM   •   18/03/23   •    via   •    13♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

Nice try you slippery little minx.

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Oh, pleeeease…

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I’ll let you do whatever you want.

04:15PM   •   18/03/23   •    via   •    13♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

Are we sure that’s private enough?

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It’s dark enough. ‘n I’ll be quiet… Well, as I can.

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04:11PM   •   18/03/23   •    via   •    13♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

Is that so?

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Mm.

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From behind… Nice ‘n hard…

03:57PM   •   18/03/23   •    via   •    13♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

Of?

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Sex?

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I’d love for you to take me on the balcony…

03:50PM   •   18/03/23   •    via   •    13♡
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I have a proposal.

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03:17PM   •   18/03/23   •    13♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

You could just sit in the shower.

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As much as I’d love that, unfortunately I have other people to take care of.

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11:52PM   •   25/11/22   •    via   •    7♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

If you insist.

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When we get home, I think I’ll get a humidifier and space heater.

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11:47PM   •   25/11/22   •    via   •    7♡
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harold-x-hipster​:

You never lived here.

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Not so far north.

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Being closer to the hemisphere, or whatever, you know?

11:34PM   •   25/11/22   •    via   •    7♡
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